I’m not proud of this.

But you deserve to know.

When I travel, I put my toiletries in a plastic grocery bag.

Shameful, I know.

But after enduring one too many smirks from those smug TSA agents, I decided to look for an upgrade.

And you better believe I found one.

Meet The Expeditioner, a ridiculously well designed toiletry bag that’ll change the way you travel — and put my grocery bag days behind me once and for all.


The Expeditioner Kickstarter


Just who are these guys?


The team behind this epic toiletry bag met at a Kickstarter party in Utah.

Which raises two questions:

  1. What the hell is a Kickstarter party?
  2. Why wasn’t I invited?

At the party, Chris and Lance started chatting about the lack of a really great toiletry bag.

Because of course that’s the first thing you bring up when you meet someone.

But one thing led to another and they eventually launched their first Kickstarter project in 2017.

Which did alright…

OK, it absolutely CRUSHED it, attracting thousands of backers and raising over $200,000.

Now they’re trending to raise 3X that much with version 2.0.


What’s cool about The Expeditioner?



Unlike my grocery bag, The Expeditioner actually has separate compartments.

Lots of em’.

You know, so your toothbrush doesn’t rub noses with your toenail clippers.

Not that that’s ever happened to me.

OK, it definitely has.

Besides helping you stay super organized, the bag comes with a HUGE water-resistant pocket for your liquids.

So you’ll never have to worry about your contact solution leaking all over your suit again.

It even comes with a clear, removable bag for when you’re going through security.

Only this time those TSA agents wouldn’t dare talk smack.


Where can I get The Expeditioner?



Want one of these for yourself?

Of course you do.

Well they still have a limited number of early-bird specials left, so head over to their Kickstarter page ASAP if you want to get your hands on one of these bad boys.

Whether you’re traveling to Boston or Bolivia, one thing’s for sure, you’re gonna want one of these awesome toiletry bags in your suitcase.