Does my laundry routine sound like yours?

I pile my dirty clothes into a hamper, throw in a Tide Pod, and toss everything into my barely-clinging-to-life washing machine from 1997.

THEN I put everything into my equally ancient dryer, where I leave it there for approximately 7 to 10 days so it can collect an un-godly amount of wrinkles.

It’s high time we face the music, friends.

Our current laundry routine SUCKS.

Morus Zero, on the other hand, does not.

Here’s everything you need to know about this revolutionary countertop dryer.

 


Morus Zero Countertop Dryer

Kickstarter Review


 

1. Say bye-bye to shrinking shirts

 

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Your closet is full of them.

Shirts that you wore once, put in the dryer, and then never wore again because they came out tighter than a gymnast’s leotard.

Morus Zero is outfitted with ridiculously advanced technology that dries clothes at a vastly lower temperature.

So your clothes won’t shrink.

Which is good news for you.

And bad news for T.J. Maxx’s Q2 sales.

 


 

2. It’s faster than that clunky piece of junk in your laundry room

 

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Ok, that was a bit harsh.

You and your dryer have been through a lot together.

I mean who could forget that time it ate all of your socks?

Anyway, Morus Zero works exceptionally fast.

In just 15 minutes, your clothes will be bone dry.

P.S. This dryer features moisture sensors that automatically turn off the machine once your clothes are dry.

 


 

3. Morus Zero will save you a boat load of energy

 

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I wanted to say “butt load” of energy, but my editor made me switch it to “boat load” at the last minute.

Wait a sec…

I’m the editor!

Butt load it is.

Since Morus Zero dries at such a low temperature, you’ll save a ton of energy.

It uses vacuum technology, which requires less heat to dry your clothes.

I do feel bad for my energy company, though.

They’ve been nothing but kind to me, and now I’ll pay them less.

(JK, I hate them with a burning passion, and you probably do too.)

 


 

4. Wrinkles? Not up in here

 

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Do you enjoy ironing?

Yes?

Congratulations!

You’re clinically insane.

If you’re like 99% of people on Earth who hate ironing, you’re in luck.

The auto-reverse tumble feature dries clothes more evenly.

Which drastically reduces wrinkles.

 


 

5. Morus Zero Countertop Dryer is insanely compact & portable

 

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You know how big screen TVs were absolutely MASSIVE ten years ago?

That’s sort of how dryers are now.

But as our apartments and homes get smaller, dryers have a lot of catching up to do.

Morus Zero is absurdly compact.

It fits literally ANYWHERE in your home.

And since it features a super clutch ventless design, you can even take it with you on the road.

Just plug it in and you’re good to go.

 


 

6. A super simple summary of the Morus Zero Countertop Dryer

 

 

  1. It won’t shrink your shirts.
  2. It works super fast.
  3. You’ll save a boat load  butt load of energy.
  4. You can stop worrying about wrinkles.
  5. It takes up about as much a space as the average house cat. (Ok, a really fat house cat).

The best part?

It’s ridiculously affordable.

Check out Morus Zero on Kickstarter today.

(And be careful lugging your old dryer to the dumpster, you don’t wanna throw out your back.)

 

 


 

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